satansbrothel:

glitter-whore:

starkassembled:

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM

oh my fucking god

GOD BLESS AMERICA

thebishopbasher:

freakinbluscout:

kingofshoottheshit:

vocaroo:

kingofshoottheshit:

how much is that in real money

“real money”

Real money.

im sorry but in AMERICA we pay in MONEY not HAIR COMBS